Buddy Rivers Live at the Leroy! (Sunday 5th of February 2012)

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Heckler: (15:03:52) rubbish.

Buddy: (15:03:52) Really? rubbish. Come on Bermondsey, we're going to have such a good time.

Heckler: (15:04:07) get off.

Buddy: (15:04:07) Really? get off. There's always someone isn't there who wants to spoil things for everyone else.

Buddy: (15:04:07) I started out here you know. "Tell me a bedtime story." "Fuck you." "That's my favourite." i do not harbour any anti irish feelings and i only look with disdain me a bedtime story." "Fuck you." "That's my favourite."

Buddy: (15:04:25) Thanks for believing in me all these years. Why do we kill people who kill people to show north but the south east from bermondsey out to to show that killing people is wrong?

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Heckler: (15:08:17) rubbish.

Buddy: (15:08:17) Really? rubbish. Oh you're such a great audience.

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Heckler: (15:09:06) go back to spain.

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Heckler: (15:21:49) nonsense.

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Heckler: (15:27:56) shit.

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Heckler: (15:28:14) shit.

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